Illogic

Faust a manager of business, and boss of a worldly company for commerce, was always for the word, his home was the word, today Tokyo, tomorrow Berlin and Rome, or New York, where he was born, and where he lived, for one month and half during year; a person very strange because he was a permanent contrast, because  he was glacial but interiorly passion, he has fell but he doesn’t show it never, he has very strong fell, for woman and for above for the animals, he financed association for cure of animals, he loved animals and his free time, very little, he run with much dogs, his all, he has entrust them to his dog sitter, and every night he called phone for to ask around his dogs, his cats and other animals. But he was also extraordinary logic; business and his job ordered this logic, when he gone in office nobody must greets him, and he not greeted nobody, he looked all with rational logic, and he wanted that his dependent was alone rational, he accepted also impolite behaviour, provided it was for rational motive, he was very liked when a subordinate offended him also with vulgar offense, provided it is was for rational motive; he hated bootlicker, and he want alone sincerity from his subordinate. His defect was the extremely logic, sometime even glacial, when it was for humankind, because for animals he was passion. His cloth was neglected, often in office he was disordered and to night he slept with shirt and pants, same toe he worn for week, and when somebody noted it, he answered with a question: “Dogs changed pet for every occasion?”; this is was Faust! A day to job he has a call phone, and a polite secretary asked when a mister Fantasy can meet him, Faust asked soon who was this mister Fantasy, and secretary answered that he was a special man; Faust accepted and ended call phone, he called his secretary, but she no answered, he insisted but not answered; he stood up and open door and very strange all was changed, he looked men and women that don’t worked, and rather who played with playing cards, women who made gossip, and other employees who looked television, and all made nothing; ta this moment Faust very angry cried with all his breath: “What cook happened here, we are losing millions, you no make nothing, and we no gain nothing”, therefore one of his subordinate approached to him, and: “Do you see this check?”, and Faust, most astonish because his employee was a collaborator very trustworthy: “Yes”, and he shew a check: “Do you remember affair for oil in Arabian?”, and Faust: “Yes, but that was almost lost, because…”, and employee: “I have fuck off them and they have accepted all, and we can paid oil with half price, because I have fuck off them”, Faust most astonish: “What? You are crazy, do you have fuck off our customers, we…”, and meanwhile phone ring, and Faust: “Aloo, aloo, here is, or better was then, because by now I am dead”, and other voice: “Good morning Faust, I am your customer, for oil, I want give to you double, because you are very important person and you are special rational”, Faust most astonish: “This affair was for half price no for double, what do you have drunk?”, and other: “Nothing I can’t drink I am Muslim”, and Faust: “Yes but also idiot, you want paid double”, and other: “Yes”, and Faust: “Why?”, and other: “Because it is rational!”, and Faust: “No absolutely! It isn’t rational, contrary it is illogic, and you are crazy, and I believe also drunk”, and other: “No, you are crazy, because who has said that you are rational and other no, who has said that logic and right; do you have asked some time if you are falling? Maybe the rationality is different, and you can gain and don’t work, and you can’t make affairs and to be rich, and you can be irrational, and…”, and Faust: “Stop, it is impossible”, and employee opened a drawer and in were other much checks, and he took all and he shew them to Faust, sums for millions, and these were lost affairs. Faust was despairing because nothing was rational, his displeasure was very deeply, all was irrational and illogic, he didn’t believed quite that was happening, other calls phones arrived and all with these messages, much gain and affairs by now lost. Faust was involved by deeply depression, he has considered that all was irrational and always he has worked with rational and he, therefore, felt very useless, he looked a window, and ran forward and he fell down; but nobody was faired, contrary, everybody continued to work with normal behaviour. Faust by now on street was again life, he stood up, and looked floors by he was fell, it was 35^th but nothing he has, he looked around the people who was indifferent, till a woman was next him and said: “Good morning, and welcome in illogic word”, Faust looked hers and asked: “Who are you?”, and he: “Rationality”, and she continued her walk.

Alessandro Lusana